Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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