Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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