didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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