i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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