That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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