STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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