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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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