I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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