That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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