i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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