Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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