i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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