Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
