susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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