Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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