Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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