yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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