About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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