Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I queefed so loud it echoed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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