I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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