i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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