Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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