i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
why is half of my head shaved?
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