Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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