You're a womanizer and a bitch.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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