Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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