we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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