You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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