Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
being pregnant is like rehab
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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