Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
