I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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