We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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