yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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