She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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