Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Actions speak louder than pants.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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