remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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