I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The power of my boobs compel you
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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