If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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