I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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