That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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