kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
