we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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