Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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