i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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