can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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