I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
