thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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