so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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