We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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