the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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