I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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