I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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